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//vortech: while the rhizome virtual community is going haywire in confusion over what to do with ‘artistic’ web applications ‘spamming’ the list with (very) quasi intelligent (read:dumb) automated responses here’s some spam i received lately (from a bank lure and something involving a ring of sorts):
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“The eggplant makes a truce with a skyscraper. Sometimes a lover gets stinking drunk, but a pit viper always greedily cooks cheese grits for a wrinkled tape recorder! The polygon near the wedge ridiculously satiates a feverishly slow turkey. When the defendant feels nagging remorse, a plaintiff inside the industrial complex earns frequent flier miles. Sometimes a mitochondrial demon self-flagellates, but a sheriff always sanitizes a briar patch!
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Most of the spam-text generators out there are pretty advanced in how they handle dodging the ‘meaningfullness’ that spam-detecting software tries to filter and how the texts try to catch the unconsious desire of the reader to make sense of it all.
The tension has a quaint poetic effect: i mean sometimes a mitochondrial demon self-flagellates, but a sheriff always sanitizes a briar patch!